So...I slipped up. Nothing that really matters, I just posted a song out of order. Oh well. None of you noticed.
And now for a message about the joy of giving...
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Fa la la la la la la la la la
Thanks for nothing
You shouldn't have
Oh you didn't
You're so generous
Thanks for nothing
Never mind all the stuff that I bought for you
It was my pleasure
Getting nothing back
Come next year
I'm getting you
Exactly what
You got me
Fucking nothing
See how you like it
I don't have much money
But I got you something nice
I maxed out my card
Didn't care about the price
To show I care this time of year
Fa la la la la la la la la la
Thanks for nothing
So I just sat
Under the Christmas tree
Trying to find the gifts that I thought you got for me
But there was nothing there
What a shock
Just torn up Christmas wrappings
From all the gifts I bought
Thanks for all the effort
To brighten up my Christmas
Thank you for the knife
That you stabbed me in the back with
What a blessing
You're really something
Fa la la la la la la la la la
Thanks for nothing
I've been so selfless
Choosing gifts so thoughtfully
Sweating in a crowded mall
You didn't get shit for me
You selfish asshole
I hope you die
Choking on your putrid pile of presents six feet high
Thanks for making Christmas
Such a disappointment
Thanks for making sharing
Seem so fucking pointless
What a pal
I'll tell you one thing
Fa la la la la la la la la la
Thanks for nothing
Fa la la la la la la la la la
Thanks for nothing
Fa la la la la la la la la la la la la
Fuck you!
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I apologize in advance to anyone for whom I don't get a present...I'm poor.
That is all.
Sunday, December 7, 2008
Thanx For Nothing
Posted by Norte at 11:23 PM
Labels: Lyrics, The Vandals
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1 comments:
I always think of X-Mas for friends this way. Our gift to each other can be not to force the other to waste money. I figured that at times is better than an actual gift!
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