So, that's not really the title. It's really "Christmas Time For My Penis"
Read on if you're not already offended.
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I see you've been feeling down
When I need you you've been around
So this year I've a Christmas surprise
That will make your spirits rise
I think back on the times
When you've always been there for me
And when things seemed unclear
You did the thinking for me
I owe you so much that it's hard
To repay you for all the good times
And I won't forget you this year
It's Christmas time for my penis
I know I have let you down
When you just needed a hand
When I was uncertain
You showed me that I am a man
I owe you so much that it's hard
To repay you for all the good times
And I'm going to give you
The joy that you've earned this year pal
It's Christmas time for my penis
Flannel underwear...
New lotion...
A hat?
Oriental massage...
A monocle?
A blowup doll?
A lap-dance?
I owe you so much that it's hard
To repay you for all the good times
It's Christmas time for my penis
I know you've been feeling down
All bent up it's so hard to breathe
Don't fret this Christmas
You'll get the attention you need
I love you so much that it's hard
To repay you for all the good times
We'll get whores and pornography
Your special holiday pal
It's Christmas time for my penis
Thank you.
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And no, that's NOT the worst song on the album...
That is all.
Thursday, December 11, 2008
Christmas Time For My (you know what)
Posted by Norte at 9:01 PM
Labels: Lyrics, The Vandals
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2 comments:
Wow, I never thought I would see the day when someone could sing about their penis and it still be poetic! Thanks for enlightening me!
A monocle? Or a hat? Wow... That would actually be kind of interesting to see.
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