Friday, May 15, 2009

Letter From Iraq

I listened to this song today. Then I listened a few more times. I got this cd (The Gold Record) by The Bouncing Souls a few years ago. The story behind this song apparently, is the band got a letter from a Sergeant in Iraq and liked it so much they put it to music, almost word-for-word. I likes it.

Below the player, I've included the lyrics.


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Hot Sunni sun
Passes moaning mosque spire
B-company's pinned down
Under heavy fire
Underneath the palms
There's improvised bombs
Because Jihad-Johnny knows
Yankee is a liar

An eye for an eye
And blood for Texas Tea
At the call to prayer
Al Qaida's on his knees
Isaac versus Ishmael
Allah versus Christ
Zarqawi's on the offense
Picking up the beat

There's celebratory fire
And a purple-thumb vote
Tom Cruise is on a sortie
From a gulf love boat
Smart bombs are coming
See the children running
The dead they are all laughing
But we don't get the joke

An eye for an eye
And blood for Texas tea
At the call to prayer
Al Qaida's on his knees
Isaac versus Ishmael
Allah versus Christ
Zarqawi's on the offense
Picking up the beat

They lost another friend today
It's getting rough over there
They say the whole thing's fucked
I wish the boys were back
At least I know they're still alive
Another letter from Iraq

Presents full of Christmas loot
All that's left of Bullet-Billy
Is a pair of bloody boots
His mom is on the phone
His girl is all alone
We all stand in the rain
For a twenty-one gun salute

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Yep, pretty much.

That is all.

Wednesday, May 13, 2009

*Sigh*

I read awesome things.

surviving myself

zoomdoggle

my first dictionary

wordy ninja

random ramblings

Et cetera.

I'd like to write this awesomely. But here's the catch. I mostly write these things when I'm on grave shifts. Therefore, you get what I think about on grave shifts.

It sucks because I'll have a really rad idea but forget to write it down. Then spend an hour or so trying to remember what that idea was. Then end up writing this silliness.

On a completely unrelated note, I would really like to see this movie...


Oh, hey...remember that wordy ninja blog I linked up there? No? Well then scroll up a bit and remind yourself.

I'll wait...

Anyhoo, his most recent post (as of this posting) was a thing about his thoughts and having insomnia and I thought, hey, I do blogs like this sometimes...

You know the ones...they have breaks in them like this...

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And then I start on a new thought. Or sometimes I refer back to a previous thought. I figured it was time for another one of those.

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3:00am - So, our cruise is next week. HAPPY! The pirate museum tour got kicked off our itinerary. BOO! Oh well. I think trying to get the pirate museum and the zoo both in one day might be a bit much. And we've only got from 9-4. And I can spend a butt-load of time at a zoo. I loves 'em. So that's ok.

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3:04am - The word 'burrito' just popped into my head. Wow.

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So, I was just browsing the Fark Video Page and, for some reason, remembered this goodness...


He always makes me smile.

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3:15am - I didn't put a time on my last post. Fail. Oh well. Sometime between 3:04 and 3:15am, apparently...

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3:30am - Holy frick! Just found this little gem...

It's an interactive, stop-motion, break-dancing game with Batman and Joker. Rad. -tastic.


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3:37am - Oh, hey. I just remembered this... I did it earlier tonight and it's kinda freaky...

Want to be too scared to eat Doritos again? hotel626.com (better if you have a webcam/mic)

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4:25am - Ok...I've just watched quite a few nifty vids. But don't feel like posting them. Too much effort to click that little link thing or copy the embed code. So I'll just tell you to look up 100 greatest movie lines in 200 seconds and William Shatner singing to George Lucas.

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4:40am - Um...ok. So, some of you know I have this weird fascination with Charles Manson. (don't mistake fascination for admiration. I just find him very intriguing...)

thePatrick told me about this a little while back and I finally got around to watching it. It's simultaneously one of the funniest, most frightening things I've ever seen...



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4:54am - Alright. One more video. It's from Animaniacs. Funny, but how in the world did it actually make it to the air?


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And with that, I think I'll leave you for the night.

That is all.

Tuesday, May 5, 2009

Why aren't you terrified?!?

What's that? Because you have common sense and don't get caught up in media fear-mongering? Oh, I see...

(edit) Two Americans have died of Swine Flu*.

Bird Flu killed 70-something in 2005, worldwide*.

The post-9/11 Anthrax 'attack' killed 6*.

This made me laugh...

So I pretty much think this is silliness. Or rather, I did...until I saw...THIS!!!

ZOMBIES!!!! AAAAAHHH!

That is all.

*These numbers based on the most recent counts I could find...they may be off. Sue me.

Tuesday, April 21, 2009

1:13



When you think about it, that's a LONG FREAKIN' TIME!

That is all.

Thursday, April 9, 2009

Our New Addition

Hi kids.

Meet Charlotte.
Oh...she's so precious.

So here's the story.

I was longboarding home from class on Wednesday, when I saw a little Fox Terrier running down 600 East. I noticed he had a leash so I followed him to see if he had an owner I could take him to. His tag said he was from Tremonton (!) so I called the animal shelter and took him over there with Catherine. Apparently, his previous owner gave him away to someone in who lived close to where I found him. But that someone's family didn't know what the shelter was talking about when they called her. Meanwhile, Catherine and I had gotten fairly attached to him...and how could you not?




So we told the shelter that we would take him if his new owners fell through. Well, we thought we would check up on him this afternoon. The shelter said he was picked up almost immediately after we left him. By this point, we had gottern pretty set on getting a dog, so we had a look around and fell in love with Charlotte. A 2-year-old Lab mix. And just as pretty as can be.

So now wifey is hap-Hap-HAPPY. And that makes me happy.

That is all.

Wednesday, April 1, 2009

April Foozizzle's!

No babies for me. Not yet, anyway. Maybe next year.

Haha.

That is all.

Mini-Me

So...

In about 34 weeks or so, my world is going to flip.

And we're going to have to find a bigger house.

Sucker better not look like an alien...

That is all.